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nicksaab Member Since: 28 May 2013 Location: Wimbledon and West Wales Posts: 560 |
The guys in our local supermarket car park tout for business washing cars - when I came out of the supermarket last night, I discovered my carefully parked RR (back of car park, no immediate neighbours) had a car parked extremely close to it being washed. The closeness of the two cars was so much that I couldn't actually get into mine through the drivers door, but that hadn't perturbed the ingenious washer. He had spent the previous 10 minutes rubbing along the length of my drivers side washing the other car - ironically as my car wasn't very clean you could see lots of scuff and rub marks in the dirt on mine. That wouldn't have been so bad if the washer hadn't been wearing jeans - and so all the scuff marks also had scores in the paint from the rivets.
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14th Jun 2014 11:45am |
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Gazellio @ Prestige Cars Member Since: 22 Jan 2010 Location: Chilterns, UK Posts: 11309 |
Jeez that's soooo irritating. I always park as far from other cars as possible and 50% of the time some IDIOT has decided I have discovered the best parking area and parked directly next to me (and close).
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14th Jun 2014 12:42pm |
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kingpleb Member Since: 07 Jun 2011 Location: Maybe here. Maybe there, I get everywhere! Posts: 8455 |
Diagonally across two spaces is the only way my friend
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16th Jun 2014 2:18pm |
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J90 Member Since: 02 Jul 2013 Location: Somewhere south of Bergerac Posts: 651 |
For sake! You can't park your RR anywhere without some idiot doing something stupid.
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16th Jun 2014 2:39pm |
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Bellini Member Since: 11 Jan 2012 Location: Berkshire Posts: 2261 |
This is so true! I do exactly the same at every opportunity and invariably get idiots who MUST park close to me. Why FFS?! There was a great picture on a motorhome forum recently where some chap parked his camper in a remote carpark in Scotland somewhere. Absolutely no-one else about. Woke up to find some bloke out walking his dog had parked his car 5ft away from him. Si. <This is my name. I eat rat poison. A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care. |
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17th Jun 2014 6:23am |
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Welshdragon Member Since: 20 Jan 2012 Location: here and there...but not where I should be Posts: 1899 |
Grr how annoying, feel your pain Nick. I bet next time you'll use 2 spaces to park in, I seem to these days
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17th Jun 2014 7:22am |
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Gazellio @ Prestige Cars Member Since: 22 Jan 2010 Location: Chilterns, UK Posts: 11309 |
Happened yesterday. Drove into Amersham car park headed for far corner and parked up on my own nothing even close. Went to ticket machine and then put ticket on dash. When I walked to rear to open tailgate some prat in a Saxo was parked so close behind me I could hardly get in the boot. He was just sat there like a dick and could only have been suffering from a recent operation to completely remove his brain. At least a hundred empty spots around me and he parks within inches of my Range Rover |
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17th Jun 2014 7:33am |
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Robert Member Since: 25 Oct 2011 Location: Perigueux Posts: 2288 |
It just shows how attractive our cars are. Every car wants to be close to it and since most drivers are brainless they just do what their cars want. Have you never seen how shopping cards are speeding towards your car, they love touching a FFRR. There is a downside on being beautiful, famous and attractive |
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17th Jun 2014 8:41am |
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johnboyairey Member Since: 11 Jan 2013 Location: surrey Posts: 2032 |
I might have accidently dropped my bag of flour on the floor, and picked up handfuls of it to try and rest on the car next to me while I went and got a bag to put it in.
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17th Jun 2014 8:41am |
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Cam-Tech-Craig Member Since: 03 Aug 2011 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 16284 |
You taking the P S out of our eastern european car washers sir Sorry Martin, couldn't resist... |
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17th Jun 2014 10:06am |
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Cam-Tech-Craig Member Since: 03 Aug 2011 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 16284 |
Lucky it was still there sir Three customers have lost cars in Liverpool recently! |
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17th Jun 2014 10:08am |
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Emperor Mong Member Since: 07 Jul 2010 Location: London Posts: 1435 |
The operation must have been sufficiently long ago that he had time to buy the Saxo afterwards though - not something you would do with a complete brain. |
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17th Jun 2014 11:11am |
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