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J90



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Was it something I said?

My wife announced this morning that she had bought a pair of LK Bennet shoes for a forthcoming dinner dance because none of the other LK Bennets she had would go with the new dress for the same event.

I kept my mouth shut and went outside to clay the roof of the car. As I rinsed the roof off she appeared and complained "no wonder the water bill is high!"

My response was "The next time you toddle to the bank in your new shoes to pay the water bill let me know and I'll wash the car less"

Anyway was it me?
Silent treatment Thumbs Up
Cook your own tea tonight. Not a problem I'll get a takeaway Very Happy

Anyway the roof of the car looks Censored great Travelling around in circles again.
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Vogue



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Shocked Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up Bow down
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Prop



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Classic!! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Laughing Laughing
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KurtVerbose



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Why a man should marry is a mystery.

Why he should marry twice is a bigamistery.
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Gazellio @ Prestige Cars



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Quote:
Why a man should marry is a mystery.


Yet to to be solved...... Censored
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kingpleb



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There area few reasons why they get married....

1. The woman leads them to believe certain FELLA related TopIcs Originating around certain things
2. That the cooking and cleaning and so forth that she has been doing this far will also continue
3. That having children will not change her appetites or moods during or after pregnancy
4. That she wont spend every penny he has
5. That his social life will carry on.

Needless to say as soon as the ring is on the finger, she is never on her knees again for anything, your wallet is removed and you get a list of tasks to keep you in the house for all but 1 or 2 nights a month and that while she is pregnant she turns into a raving monster and afterwards just becomes jekyl and hide....

Simples Very Happy

And the poor sods that think they will get it the promised land the second time round... HA HA HA HA.

A piece of paper, two bits of metal and the odd tax perk aint worth the paper IMO Very Happy FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
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i've just celebrated 35 years of being happily married..according to the wife that is. Confused ... - .- -.




Y. O. L. O.
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paulmoran2



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I had 6 blissfully happy years.......and then I married her 4 weeks ago.....she's going psycho on me already Big Cry

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kingpleb



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stan wrote:
according to the wife that is. Confused
 FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
Mantec Sump Guard, Rigid Load liner, MY10 BT upgrade.

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Gazellio @ Prestige Cars



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Marriage is defo a relationship ruin-er..... Censored
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