You know it's true chaps.

True

you forgot to add ''and didnt have sex'' to the end Dom.. ... - .- -.




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Ah, that can be acquired on a "Pay as you go" basis Stan

Might be viewed as better value than pay for ever and rarely get sex unless she needs a job doing

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stan wrote:

you forgot to add ''and didnt have sex'' to the end Dom..

But it wouldn't have been any different if she had said yes  2011 Stornaway Grey 5.0SC Autobiography

come to think of it, Mrs Stan hasnt asked for any jobs to be done for ages......cant get out of my contract as it would cost to much...  ... - .- -.




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*cough*

you got a good memory , that was 2 years ago... ... - .- -.




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I remember it because it was such a good joke, that I've repeated many times since I first heard it.

Of course, I normally never repeat a joke.

That's how you stop having sex every day with your girlfriend.........Marry her

jonlewis wrote:

stan wrote:

you forgot to add ''and didnt have sex'' to the end Dom..

But it wouldn't have been any different if she had said yes

You ain't a kidding !!

So staying single means you get to play golf a lot.

Hell, just for that I'm glad I got married!  Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

Marriage is a lot like golf. Before you get married you get loads of time to play a round and get lots of birdys, Then when you get married you're always in the rough with an Albatross round your neck>>