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JOKER



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The "HOW COME" Thread

How Come ……

Cars always seem to breakdown on motorways on the outside lane only between 7am and 9am and also between 4.30pm and 6pm …..

If Women are so good at Multitasking why can't they have a headache and sex at the same time …

You never read of a Psychic winning the Lottery

There's only one Monopolies Commision …


And yours are ….. Whistle Whistle
Post #196656 28th Jun 2013 5:08pm
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Mr Tee



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"How come" mick posts mainly jokes & mild porn !, Rolling with laughter
Post #196668 28th Jun 2013 5:51pm
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Post #196669 28th Jun 2013 5:53pm
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JOKER



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Mr Tee wrote:
"How come" mick posts mainly jokes & mild porn !, :roll laugh:


Coz i leave the Mechanical and Technical stuff for guys like you to post ….. Thumbs Up
Post #196672 28th Jun 2013 5:57pm
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Mr Tee



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Fair enough mick, what did you end up buying the wife? Whistle
Post #196676 28th Jun 2013 6:09pm
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JOKER



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Question
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Mr Tee



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Thought you were looking for an sc for her? Am I getting mixed up ?.
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How come the guy who looks after your investments is called a broker ?
Post #196681 28th Jun 2013 6:12pm
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JOKER



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She changed her mind and decided to keep her XF … Thumbs Up

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Post #196683 28th Jun 2013 6:15pm
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Mr Tee



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Ok just checking Thumbs Up
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How come it's called beauty sleep when your partner wakes up looking like a troll? Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

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Post #196853 29th Jun 2013 4:44pm
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JOKER



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Laughing Laughing Laughing
Post #196861 29th Jun 2013 5:49pm
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How come when you buy socks they have Monday to Friday written on them but never Satuday and Sunday?
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how come when you really want a day of doing SFA it ends up being the day you dont get a second to yourself?

how come women are like buses?

how come money doesn't grow on trees when there is GM this and that being done to plants and animals?

How come if you cop off with another woman your woman says its cheating, but if she cops off with another fella its an accident?

how come its a called a blowy when it should be more of a sucky?

how come when microsoft look at a fault and find its of their own cause they can never fix it?

how come things ALWAYS break the day after the warranty runs out?

how come the jobs you think that are dead simple always become super contrived and the long or annoying ones usually go far to quick when your on double time?

How come my car seems to be a pterodactyl turd target lately?

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How come you can wear jeans everyday and nobody cares...but you wear a shirt twice in one week and you're suddenly homeless?

How come when you're single, nobody wants you, but the minute you enter a relationship you're a hot item.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

How come you have enough time to go out and make other girls fall in love with you, but you don't have enough time to pay attention to the girl who already is

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