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KurtVerbose



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A dwarf goes to a doctor "Do you treat dwarves?"

The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a little patient".
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Jonathan Ross steals a kitchen utensil from a shop. He said it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.
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What starts with C and ends in T and has a U and N in it, and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? A coconut.
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Why did the prevert cross the Road? Because his dick was in the chicken.
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....and relax!
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KurtVerbose wrote:
....and relax!


You're on a roll Kurt! Bow down keep going! Rolling with laughter
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My new thai wife said that a small penis doesn't matter in a loving relationship,
I'd still prefer it if she didn't have one though........ Whistle gone fishin'
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KurtVerbose



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What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?
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you can spell joke.... Mr. Green ... - .- -.




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It was copy and paste but it still looks ok to me. Did I spell it wrong?
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no mate, the joke is that you CAN spell joke but not that other word.. Wink ... - .- -.




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'Did I spell it wrong?' was a rhetorical question. Laughing
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is that a joke then.......................................... Laughing ... - .- -.




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