Hi Mom, it's me.

"Hi Sally, are you okay?
I thought you were with your father at the Ace
Hardware store, looking for a drill."

"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and
they've let me make one phone call, and that's why
I'm calling you."

"Oh my god, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."

"What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"

"Well, it really wasn't my fault.
Dad told me to find a Black and Decker.







Mom, I knocked the out of her!"

So wrong in todays politically correct society


Love it

 Tom

Current Drive
2011 4.4 TDV8 Autobiography - Santorini Black - Ivory Leather

Previous Drives
2004 Model Vogue Td6 (Touchscreen) - Java Black - Parchment Leather
1994 RR Classic 3.9 V8 Soft dash - Niagara Grey - Grey Leather
1972 Series III SWB Safari - Green (Hand Painted) - Black Plastic