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47p2

Member Since: 05 Oct 2010
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Who is Jack Schitt?

Often we have heard the saying "You dont know Jack Schitt" Now we have the answer.

Jack Schitt was the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O.Schitt the fertilizer magnate and owner of Kneedeepn Schitt. They had one son Jack.

In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They were a deeply religious couple who had 6 children.Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Deep Schitt married dumb Schitt a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had a son who was shy called Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other children Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

Eventually the Schitt-Happens had 3 children called Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt left home to tour the world and eventually returned home with his Italian bride Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says "You dont know Jack Schitt" you can correct them.

26th Apr 2013 6:18pm

stan
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that post is a load of schitt...... ... - .- -.

Y. O. L. O.
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26th Apr 2013 6:25pm

47p2

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Most of my posts are a load of schitt

26th Apr 2013 7:05pm

MikeG

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26th Apr 2013 7:31pm

supershuttle

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who gives a schitt Geoff

26th Apr 2013 8:30pm

Cam-Tech-Craig

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2015 Range Rover SVAutobiography SDV8 Loire Blue

They now run a factory converting P38's to 322's

26th Apr 2013 9:31pm

RR2008HSE

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27th Apr 2013 12:26am

XXXAngelXXX

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2013 Range Rover Vogue SE 5.0 SC V8 Havana

27th Apr 2013 7:21am

RR2008HSE

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I don't want to hijack the thread, the OP is hilarious, however, I need to remark on Angel's new avatar! Well done.

27th Apr 2013 8:07pm

JOKER

Member Since: 11 Sep 2008
Location: Sconnie Botland
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And his Good friend Gisa Fuk , his family Hoosa Fuk , Yooura Fuk , Fancia Fuk , Gityerselto Fuk, and Amah Fuk

28th Apr 2013 1:49pm

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