Arsehole drivers are to get their own dedicated lane on motorways, in order to give everyone else who doesn’t drive like a total prick a break.



“The new dedicated arsehole lane will give arsehole drivers ample opportunity to drive really close to each other, blare their horns for no apparent reason and cut each other up all they want,” said a spokesman for the Highways Agency.

The plan is predicted to cost billions of pounds, but the government says it will be worth it when these have their own private lane to act the prick in.

“Anybody wearing a baseball cap backwards and driving a Renault Clio with alloys and tinted windows will automatically qualify for use of the new lane,” said the Highways Agency.

“Likewise businessmen who blare their horns at anyone doing less than 70 mph will also qualify. Let’s hope they kill each other.”

Never trust ANY driver wearing a hat & we should be allowed to bazooka middle lane lazy c***s.  The reason women's minds are cleaner than a mans mind is that women change their minds more often!
When women say fine a mans in deep doodoo as fine has so many meanings.

That'll be the middle lane then?.... Always arsehole drivers hogging the lane.

^^^ every time I use it I can guarantee a lorry I'm behind will move into to find a car doing the same speed as the lorry it wants to overtake or the tiniest fraction more.
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It should include the 's that use fog lights when it's raining, dark or when visibility is over a mile! Previously..
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^^ agree, t**sers!....

yippe, my own lane at last....  ... - .- -.




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yippe, my own lane at last....

Peep peep, out my fookin way tosser, I'm in a bigger hurray than you