To have sex , with the amount she friggin eats

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"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Good brakes on her buggy.. She's lucky she stopped at the bottom of that hill and did not go onto the main road. Good diet food she was on as well..  Previously..
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Fook me! The ex-husband and chief pork provider gets turned on satisfying her?!

Does he use a broomstick because a flesh trombone just can't get in amongst that surely? Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

I Think it's his Leg he use's what you would call getting booted in the hole  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

I bet he has to put a bookmarker in to find the hole  gone fishin'

Shagging that would be like flinging sausages up the close.

Sex toy is prob a shaker full of flower to find the wet spot Thats gotta chuck up as well  One day your life will flash before your eyes......................................make sure yours is worth watching!

Do you think she farts to give him a clue?

Surely the question should have been "How does she find anyone willing to have sex with her?"

Or perhaps "Who does she know with a 2 foot pecker and might have a chance or reaching something appropriate?"

Still PMSL though. Top find Mick.

WTF is that all about.
He must be using a 2ft concrete poker, run by a geny. 2020 Porsche Panamera Turbo Hybrid (V FAST)
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Any naked pics  One day your life will flash before your eyes......................................make sure yours is worth watching!

^^^ yeah but you don't want to see them  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

JohnnyDangerous wrote:

Any naked pics

You're a sick man

Now go outside and have a serious word with yourself

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"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

funny what a google search for (full fat) can bring up