In light of it being the Scottish Bards birthday on Friday 25th January, I thought I would share this............

AE A WEE FART

Wit a sleekit horrible beastie,
Lurks in yer belly aifter a feastie,
Disnae maiter wit ye dae,
Evry boadies goat tae pay!

And even if ye try tae stifle,
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle,
Haud yer bum tight tae the chair,
Tae try an stoap the leakin air.

Shimmy aboot fae cheek tae cheek,
And pray tae goad it disnae reek
But oot it cums like a clap o thunder,
Spreadin abooyt fur all asunder.

Ricochets aroon the room,
Oh michty me, a sonic boom.
Goad al mighty. It fairly reeks
Hope ah hivnae ma breeks!

One of his best pieces of work there ! Previously..
Vogue SE TD6
Defender 90 2.4
Defender 110 TD5
Vogue 3.5 EFI

The auld ones are the best ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

PMSL!!!!

Suppose that should have been SMSL...

Looking forward to our haggis on Friday. That's if we can catch the little . Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

Is that poetry in motion or motion in poetry?