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When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.



Spent 2 years managing to 'get out' of Jury duty, (they sent me a new date every few weeks) and eventually after a heated phone call they sent me a letter saying I was exempt from jury duty until 2032 Shocked Laughing Laughing


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what was your excuse then? ... - .- -.




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Self employed and would loose customers when on jury duty, if I lost customers I would not be able to pay my mortgage or HP payments or utility bills which would mean that the finance companies etc. would be after me for money that I wouldn't have and so they would take me to court to be prosecuted for not paying my bills... so where was the justice in that just so you can have me on jury duty to lock some smack head up. I now have a letter stating I will not be called up until 2032 which by then I will be collecting my pension Laughing Laughing Laughing


My mate's brother who stays in Aberdeen said he was a racist and that was enough to get him off jury duty Laughing Laughing

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i like the 'racist' bit... Laughing Thumbs Up ... - .- -.




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I'm not a "Racist" , i just hate every C Censored T Laughing Laughing ====================================

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^^^...or your criminal past is preventing you being selected Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

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stan wrote:
i like the 'racist' bit... Laughing Thumbs Up


That's the one I used as well. I actually told them I was an active member of the BNP. That was in 2002. Never heard a thing since. Thumbs Up

Not that I am a racist you understand, although I do really hate workshy dole scroungers, regardless of skin colour. That must make me some kind of "ist" under EU law. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

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