stay calm and carry on

What could possibly go wrong
(Usually said as you lift the Bonnet or try to undo somthing on a Landrover!)
 Mine was a blue one!

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"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Get it up yi etc Previously..
Vogue SE TD6
Defender 90 2.4
Defender 110 TD5
Vogue 3.5 EFI

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"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Contraband wrote:

Get it right up yi etc

Sorted that for you

Always liked "Just because a dog is born in a stable it doesnt make it a horse"

One I seem to use a lot is 'if it ain't broke, fix it until it is'.

And there's a classic from Derek and Clive that often has 'those who don't know' looking in confusion, and that's 'is this any way to run a ing ballroom?!' Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

"if you cant say anything nice dont say anything at all."

coming from an engineering back ground and working with fitters i love this one "he/she couldnt fit sticks in dog $h!t"

When asked a really stupid question, a fairly pointed response is
"Is the Pope a Catholic?"

Always remember the older brothers saying when it came to (ahem) ........

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"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

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^^^ Just try saying that in a Glasgow pub

I like one I picked up in Oz.

"I'm so hungry I could eat the c*&t out of a low flying duck...."

I have, however, discovered that it's not deemed appropriate just before Sunday lunch at the in-laws.  Past (too many to list, but a few favs)...
2007 Porsche 997 C2S Coupe
2007 FFRR 4.2 S/C
2012 Jag XKR 5.0 S/C
2014 Merc SL500 AMG 4.7 V8 BiTurbo (remapped to 560BHP)
2011 FFRR 4.4 TDV8 Vogue SE - Overfinch Conversion
2012 Porsche Cayenne Turbo
2018 AMG C63S Estate
2015 Mercedes GLE63S
2017 Maserati Levante Diesel
2017 Audi A6 Avant 3.0 Black Edition