Jeezuz

Has this turned into the "Jock McSporran-Full-Fat Range Rover" forum or summat ?

Come on the noo, keep it so us soft southern poofters can understand it chaps.

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"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Sorry windae licker, but am no a Weegie

So whit ur you then ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

No tellin ya Tumshie

Bet you are wan o those " Your Da is your Maw's Brother types" from down the west coast … ya daftie … ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Just hod it right there ya walloper, there's now't wrang wi luvin yir sisters

Suppose , you hiv tae learn sumwhere  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Aye and yir sister wis a helluva gid teechir

Aye and i bet she taught ye how to shave as well , the beard she had …  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Meant to say do you really know the difference between a Weegie and a Weegi  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Yes but I won't be putting the answer on here

Well, as a funny wee Englishman I never know which khazi to use in Scotland.