You can fool some people some of the time but you can't fool all the people all the time. 2003 Vogue 4.4 V8 Java Black

My mother used to always say ....

" You can watch a thief , but you can't watch a Liar " ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

My Grandad said last year "Well, that's his pigeon".........as in his problem.

My sister and I have a few variations on this, usually

"is this going to involve a discussion about pigeons ?"

"that's your pigeon"

and a slant from the Mary Whitehouse Experience

"That's your pigeon - on a good day" 2011 Range Rover Vogue SE 4.4 TDV8

Previous cars :
2003 Range Rover Vogue TD6
1999 Discovery Td5 ES
1995 BMW M5 3.8 6 speed
1992 Range Rover 3.9 Efi Vogue
1992 BMW M5 3.8
1988 BMW 735i SE
1989 Ford Sierra XR4x4 2.9i
1981 Ford Fiesta Supersport

Currently my favourite
 2008 MY Supercharged
Rimini Red / Jet
four zone climate
remote park heater
and no ugly kid windows.
magnus satis quod turpis satis

Duble post. 2008 MY Supercharged
Rimini Red / Jet
four zone climate
remote park heater
and no ugly kid windows.
magnus satis quod turpis satis

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The Mayor Of Hiroshima favourite saying was ….

' What the F K was that "  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

I forgot this one:

Off and Die ! .
Experience is the only genuine knowledge, but as time passes, I have forgotten more than I can remember
Volvo V70 P2 2006 2.4 Petrol 170bhp Estate SE
MG Midget Mk1 1962

Previous: L322 Range Rover TDV8 3.6 2008; L322 Range Rover TD6 3.0 2002; P38A Range Rover V8 1999

Along the lines of Turd polishing, I like this analogy when talking about Political Correctness & all that Pony:

"Like trying to pick a turd up by the clean end" Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

15 MY 110 XS USW

54 FFRR Vogue TD6 Touchscreen - Gone!
56 FFRR TDV8 VSE - Gone!

As I have told a number of prize pratts in the past,
"You can have as much money as you like, you still end up dead".

Some of my more frequently used ones.


"better to burn out rather than fade away "

" I see said the blind man.

"As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike"

" you dont look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire " Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

The last one i know too well googsy  FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
Mantec Sump Guard, Rigid Load liner, MY10 BT upgrade.

 Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

fu.ck a duck sideways with a twist

fraggle rock off when kids are around

i may not be Fred flintstone but i can make your bed-rock

Do you want me to shake it or stir it before you taste it?

Where's the KY gun as i think your taking me for a ride...

There is no I in team but there sure as hell is fecking ME!

If a jobs worth doing its worth doing right

If a girls worth doing shes worth really doing well!

Aint no time for the present

(when presented with reasons not to do a particular task) So your basically saying you cant be ar5ed as it sounds like hardwork? FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
Mantec Sump Guard, Rigid Load liner, MY10 BT upgrade.

If you don't have time to do the job right now, you sure don't have time to do it again later.

Any fool can on the floor, but it takes a real hero to the ceiling. 2006 HSE