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Father and Son tender Moment

A young Arab boy asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father.

The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, "These are 'babouches,' which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."

"Tell me," added the boy.

"Yes, my son?"


"Why are we living in Bradford then and you're still wearing all this sh.it?"
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Re: Father and Son tender Moment

JOKER wrote:

"Why are we living in Glasgow then and you're still wearing all this sh.it?"
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Re: Father and Son tender Moment

47p2 wrote:
JOKER wrote:

"Why are we living in Glasgow then and you're still wearing all this sh.it?"


I would shorten that to "Why are we living in Glasgow?"

Whistle
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In another 50 years there will be no weegies left here Big Cry
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Re: Father and Son tender Moment

mpirie wrote:
47p2 wrote:
JOKER wrote:

"Why are we living in Glasgow then and you're still wearing all this sh.it?"


I would shorten that to "Why are we living in Glasgow?"

Whistle


Thats rich coming from a Fit Like and Furry Boots man Laughing
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Fit Like and Furry Boots man.........Aye right, my name's not Duckworth Dan Embarassed
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Thats Aberdonian slang …

Fit Like …. Whats it Like

Furry Boots … Whereabouts is that …. Laughing
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Yes I know, I took it that you were implying I was Eberdonian Shocked
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47p2 wrote:
Yes I know, I took it that you were implying I was Eberdonian Shocked


Read the posting again and quote boxes , and cut down on the Valium pills Laughing Laughing

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Eberdonian? Is that a poash Aberdonian (or is that an oxymoron)? Rolling with laughter Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
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Can't cut down on the valium until my Uncle Jim makes a delivery Wink Laughing Laughing
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Talking of Valium, did anyone see the article on Scotland Today where the police were displaying seized assets from proceeds of crime?

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Ya Boy Sir...Is that one two or shree pills for you John?
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