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JOKER

Member Since: 11 Sep 2008
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Advice for John (47p2)

John was working out in the gym when he spotted a powerfully chested sweet young thing...

He asked the trainer who was near-by,

"What machine in here should I use to impress that young woman over there?"

The trainer looked John up and down and said,

"I would try the Cash Machine in the recreation area." ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

22nd Dec 2011 6:54pm

47p2

Member Since: 05 Oct 2010
Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru
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Re: Advice for John (47p2)

Nice t**t*

MICK wrote:

"I would try the Cash Machine in the recreation area."

He thought I was as wealthy as you Mick

22nd Dec 2011 7:03pm

kingpleb

Member Since: 07 Jun 2011
Location: Maybe here. Maybe there, I get everywhere!
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Thats cos both you grumps look the same in your man-kini's..

Bet she was already drop jawwed when she saw you all hot n sweaty in that piece of dental floss

22nd Dec 2011 8:26pm

Vogue

Member Since: 31 Jan 2008
Location: on the hill
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Mick, is it wrong to think this? that would be lovely on top

22nd Dec 2011 8:51pm

JOKER

Member Since: 11 Sep 2008
Location: Sconnie Botland
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I hope your referring to the bird in the first post Vogue …. ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

22nd Dec 2011 8:54pm

Vogue

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f1ucking hell Mick

22nd Dec 2011 8:57pm

Gazellio @ Prestige Cars

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Now she is nice

22nd Dec 2011 11:04pm

kingpleb

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Nah, after one night stuffing her into the pillow she'd prob look like this...

And the pillow...

23rd Dec 2011 10:37am

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