man flu You can paypal direct using - www.paypal.me/duckworthparts
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Sore throat to man flu, you need to lie down with a blonde and a bottle of whisky

all i got from the missus was " Man Up you wimp "  You can paypal direct using - www.paypal.me/duckworthparts
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Get home starving with a lovely pizza under your arm you place it on the table whilst you hurredly get a drink turning around only to knock the pizza on the floor face down  Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

Mumbai Arsebandits from the "3" network call centre in India calling you and saying their name is "Frank, John , or Peter" spunk bubbles ... ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

One that really bugs the out of me is bathroom taps that are too close to the back of the sink so the water flows so close to the back of the basin, you can't get your hands in properly. 2006 Mercedes CLS
1991 Retro-style Mini
But really finding it hard to fight the urge for a S/C...

Going to your underwear drawer and finding that all that there is to wear is a thong Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

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"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

Heathrow terminal 5 (and most others) security - we'll be given white suits to wear soon!

Tw s that sit in the outside lane on the M8 and won't pull in!

Geriatric drivers (mostly those with a blue rinse) who drive their Honda Civics as 24mph!

People who don't give you as much as a wave when you let them in/out of a junction!

Finding the wind has moved the satellite dish and nothing has recorded!

Trolley rage in supermarkets, especially at the clear out area! Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey

Your boss for giving you a round o F K,s for a job he forgot to do then not having the b l,s to say sorry.  Current Stable:
Range Rover 2003 TD6 HSE Alveston Red, Sand Leather
Ford Focus C-Max silver 2003
V/W transporter Blue 1995
Yamaha XJR1300 Yellow 2002
Kawasaki ZX7R Green 1998
Honda CBR 600 Black 1998
Yamaha RD125LC Mk1 Red 1986
Yamaha RD125LC Mk1 Blue 1986

Wive's who decide to get the Plasterers and Painters in , plus buy new Suite's and all new furniture weeks before Christmas ……….. F G does my head in  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

And then they get pi55ed off when things don't get done or delivered in time leaving you with a bomb site, which is your fault of course!  Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey

Someone who leans on my RR when im talking with them  Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

that sudden urge to cough with a mouthful of tea, resulting in a brown like tint on my monitor You can paypal direct using - www.paypal.me/duckworthparts
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Fat F K's that leave their shopping trolleys in the middle of the aisle in supermarkets when they are foaming at the mouth deciding on how many packets of chocolate biscuits they are going to buy ..... ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy