The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father leaves work and on his way home he suddenly remembers it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person,
'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for £19.95,
Shopping Barbie for £19.95,
Beach Barbie for £19.95,
Disco Barbie for £19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for £19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for £19.95,
Skater Barbie for £19.95,
and
Divorced Barbie for £265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £19.95?'
The salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer,
one of Ken's Friends,
and a key chain made with Ken's balls."
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