| chat up line combacks (May offend) | |
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sorry if anyone takes offence
Male comebacks to female comebacks from chat up lines...
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a **** where you go.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ****.
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
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Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.
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Man: You're pretty
Woman:  off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat *****.
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Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
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Gone Mercedes CLK
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6th Sep 2011 8:57pm
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