You swine

"The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment."

"Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though."

"Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly."

"So Pig Flu has started in America. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humour?"

Who invented that name anyway? Could it be discovered by some doctor/scientist called Swine

Just won a holiday to Mexico and i cannot make it ,

Totally pig sick about it.................

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I rang the Swineflu helpline this afternoon and all I got was crackling

you guys dont arf offle on  onto no6 Range Rover

Everyone needs a hobby

how did the pig go on holiday

the Swine Flu ............  ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy