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Apparently around 200 women are raped everyday in the UK.
The rest are just raped occasionally.
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Apparently pink is the new black.
Which means I can now also be racist when I'm being homophobic.
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My orphan friend came round for dinner today.
He said, "Mmm, these sausages are great."
I said, "Yes, that's why mums go to Iceland, accept yours of course, she just didn't want you."
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Muslim women have a new social networking site
Book
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Kate McCann has a lovely tan at the moment. I guess it's because she's been lying in the Sun all week
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Barack Obama - The first black man that has ever had to convince the world he did do the killing. 
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19th May 2011 7:58pm
