When super sized britney and her brinisized wasps turned up! Out numbered but never out gunned I unleashed the fury! Luck I had planned a days shooting and was packing heat before the crazy day started. I unleaded the bazooka on Brit eye face only making her more angry, but stopping her in her tracks. I reached into the boot and dropped the lower talegate of the FFRR. I leaned in to grab the minigun I had planned to use for the game shot and the boot made the noise! I had leaned onthe boot opener again! I must change the switch cover I thought only for a britney wasp to land on the FFRR dropping the suspension to access mode! A quick yank on the minigun loading mechanism so me locked and loaded and about to make wasp soup! "Eat lead" I shouted as the britneysized wasps started falling! I needed a way out as the wasps were becoming a pile of putrid wasp gloop that was blocking my main route out! I feard Edna would come and take me alive!......

But then all of a sudden BigL322 came along in his Vogue SE Supercharged Sport HST, luckily he had some pies in his car. He threw them out the window which distracted Edna, long enough for me to jump back in the car (after safely loading my guns back into the Genuine Land Rover Gun Box - Part #STC8018AB). As much as I appreciated BigL322's help, I was a little doubtful of the legitimacy of his Vogue SE Supercharged Sport HST as there was a lot of black smoke coming from the back and it certainly didn't seem as fast as my 4.4V8... 

so i continued on my way , after travelling for about 30 odd miles the traffic suddenly came to a halt , myself and other drivers had got out of their cars to see what all the commotion was about and there to our horror was

Tiger Woods smashing Gordon Browns back door in! He had his trademark red golf top on with his black pants round his ankles going hell for leather! I stopped by a hot young lady's merc slk and spewed. I then realised that the magic sign was right! Caution Tiger in Road it had read, I instantly though it was a YTS lad havin a laught. Disappointed in Tiger a walked to the front of Gordon who was on all fours and looked Tiger in the eyes a said "Tiger is this REALLY making you happy?" he stopped a second and replied "Any holes a goal. Right?". "wrong" in the sternest voice I could muster. "it makes a change for someone else to be shafting the ex priminister of England, but you ain't a homo no matter how much you want a shag! They didn't teach you this in counciling? Did they?" I grabbed Woods by the shoulder and pulled him out of Gordon. "pull your pants up an come with me! Were going to get you some help" the crowd cheered as me and Tiger walked back to the FFRR. Tiger got in and admired the soft leather. As I started it up I turned and looked at Woods an informed him I still had the minigun in the boot an if he tryed anything kinky on with me id shoot him in the face faster than he could say "sexual predator". He just grinned. Eventually the traffic cleared and we continued on our journey, now looking for some help for tiger.