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nick h

Member Since: 26 Jan 2011
Location: notts
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bloody kids

sorry not yours!

so now the little darlings are on holiday and free to run riot

in the last ten minutes the football has hit the lounge window and just missed the grand cherokee - RR is further 'back'

i've asked them to go forth and play in front of their house - to no avail

the problem is i live in a cul de sac of twenty houses and its safe for kids to play football in the road

the 'bidey in' (scots will know the term) next door has her two kids on 'remand'

before long the ball will either be confiscated or stabbed

18th Apr 2011 9:57am

mzplcg

Member Since: 26 May 2010
Location: Warwickshire. England. The Commonwealth.
Posts: 4029

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One of the many reasons I live in the country.

Bidey-In - 17 year old unmarried mother of 4 ??. The kind of girl who trips you up in the street and is on the floor before you are !!

Which reminds me, Chav Fairy Liquid Mum.
"Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
"Because I'm twelve"

18th Apr 2011 10:12am

nick h

Member Since: 26 Jan 2011
Location: notts
Posts: 782

i live in the country - house backs onto fields - so thought i would avoid this?

anyway - i've decided to declare jihad - al qaeda in notts - i'm taking the ball hostage and going to spray it orange - then i will stab it to death

18th Apr 2011 10:16am

dan_uk_1984

Member Since: 12 Nov 2008
Location: Bude, Cornwall
Posts: 4014

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It's never too late for an abortion!

18th Apr 2011 10:35am

nick h

Member Since: 26 Jan 2011
Location: notts
Posts: 782

dan_uk_1984 wrote:
It's never too late for an abortion!

it is when they are 9/10 years old

18th Apr 2011 10:38am

dan_uk_1984

Member Since: 12 Nov 2008
Location: Bude, Cornwall
Posts: 4014

nick h wrote:
dan_uk_1984 wrote:
It's never too late for an abortion!

it is when they are 9/10 years old

I beg to differ!

It's all in my manifesto.

18th Apr 2011 10:47am

Tim in Scotland

Member Since: 25 Mar 2007
Location: Somewhere between here and there, if not then I'm all at sea or at home in Scotland
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Next time, take their football and go and kick it against their parent's lounge window or car and see what the reaction is..................... 2018 Mini Countryman Cooper S E All4 PHEV in Melting Silver - it’s whisper quiet in EV and polluter modes

18th Apr 2011 10:59am

nick h

Member Since: 26 Jan 2011
Location: notts
Posts: 782

Tim in Scotland wrote:
Next time, take their football and go and kick it against their parent's lounge window or car and see what the reaction is.....................

i'll get arrested

the 'proxy' father is fine - the 'bidey in' is the problem

Tim - as a mariner you will understand if i say she is a hazard to navigation

18th Apr 2011 11:09am

Stephen.125

Member Since: 25 Jun 2009
Location: Frodsham
Posts: 1522

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dan_uk_1984 wrote:
nick h wrote:
dan_uk_1984 wrote:
It's never too late for an abortion!

it is when they are 9/10 years old

I beg to differ!

It's all in my manifesto.

You'd get my vote!

18th Apr 2011 1:05pm

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