Hi,
Have been out in the car today and went lock it but they wouldn't work.

Now I can't lock/unlock the car or get the ignition on.

Have tried putting the key in the area the book says but that does nothing either.
Both keys are the same.

What the hell can I do?

Car battery OK ?

There's a blade inside the fob to allow you to physically lock it

After that, I guess you need to speak to your local dealer or call whichever recovery service you are a member of.....

If the battery is good - maybe a disconnect / reboot ?

Managed to get it started after messing around with the key. Just had to keep moving it around and pressing the start button.

When it did eventually start, the engine was on but none of the electrics were working like the speedo/radio/heating etc.It all came back on after driving for a minute or two.
Does this sound like the battery? If so what would be a good one to get for it? Current one is 900A.