I’m not the best looking guy; some would say I’m a little frayed around the edges these days.
But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually driving from place to place.

I met a nice-looking girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us.
She did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought, “Damn, these Taser guns are really worth the money!”