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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
Alvin and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
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4th Dec 2010 1:46am |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
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4th Dec 2010 9:26am |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
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4th Dec 2010 5:03pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
Went into Sainsburys garage to get the wife cigarettes , handed the cashier a twenty pound note ..
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6th Dec 2010 10:12pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
So you only bought a 5 pack then |
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6th Dec 2010 10:22pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
I went to a fortune teller last week. She studied my hand and said "you have been masturbating".
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6th Dec 2010 10:22pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
I left London on M6 heading toward Manchester, when I decided to stop at a restroom.
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6th Dec 2010 10:24pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
Went to a charity disco last week in aid of women born without legs....
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6th Dec 2010 10:25pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on."What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host."A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!" |
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6th Dec 2010 10:26pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
This Christmas I'm going to get something that'll make the wife look really sexy.
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6th Dec 2010 10:38pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
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6th Dec 2010 10:39pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners.
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7th Dec 2010 2:43pm |
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47p2 Member Since: 05 Oct 2010 Location: Gone Beyond, Subaru Posts: 8048 |
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
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7th Dec 2010 6:29pm |
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JOKER Member Since: 11 Sep 2008 Location: Sconnie Botland Posts: 15876 |
It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked
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15th Dec 2010 2:02pm |
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