How the Angel got on top of the Tree

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not
produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them
were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were
out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards
cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were
scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves
had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of
little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the
broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you'.

'Where would you like me
to stick it?'



And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the
Christmas tree.

Last edited by JOKER on 25th Nov 2010 5:44am. Edited 2 times in total

NUDE SANTA----Just scroll down for his picture !!! Woooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooo ! ! !

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FFS.........Act your age........ There is no Santa!!

No Santa? .....................

Mick you are going to upset people on here... I think scarey still belives in santa...

You might break his heart...

you're picking on me again rob..  ... - .- -.




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Martin, Ban me....

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Martin, Ban me....

You'll be lucky, Martin doesn't even read his PMs so what chance have we got of getting you banned!