While watching the football the other night I noticed on the advertising signage that McDonalds are providing the players escorts.

I would have thought if you were earning 100k + per week then you could afford your own escort. However I do have two questions about this setup

1. When you ring and book do they ask you if you want to supersize your escort ?
2. At the appropriate point does your escort say do do do do dooo i'm lovin it ?

 2008 TDV8