On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers.

He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.

Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, ‘What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob.’

All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says ‘Don’t forget the coffee!’ 😄

LOL  Range Rover quotes.....

The Luxury That�s More Than a Luxury.
Conquer the world, and look good doing it.
Built for the unexpected.
Over prepared, but never underdressed.

2007 Vogue SE TDV8 Epsom Green (old car).
2010 Discovery 3.0L GS Mk4 Black.