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JOKER



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Man of the House

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
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The wife replied, "The friggin' funeral director would be my first guess." Laughing Laughing
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Rolling with laughter ... - .- -.




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Mick, Loving the avatar... Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Cool
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He got me with the avatar. Thought Martin was posting wierd stuff. Wink
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he's not got me on there... Big Cry ... - .- -.




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The giveaway is this ---> Wink
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scarey wrote:
he's not got me on there... Big Cry


Mick, put him on there, you know what's he like.... hell get upset.. Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up
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iT LAD wrote:
scarey wrote:
he's not got me on there... Big Cry


Mick, put him on there, you know what's he like.... hell get upset.. Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up


and me
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You don't even have an avatar joanne ?
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Fox wrote:
You don't even have an avatar joanne ?
i thought id just put one up.
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JOKER



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Will change it later
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