Someone sent me these so thought I would share. They're not brilliant but they are witty anyway.

1. What do you call a ned in a box?
- Innit

2. What do you call a ned in a filing cabinet?
- Sorted

3. What do you call a ned in a box with a lock on it?
- Safe

4. What do you call an Eskimo ned?
- Innuinnit

5. Why are neds like slinkies?
- They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

6. What do you call a nedette in a white tracksuit?
- The bride

7. You're in your car and you see a ned on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
- It might be your bike

8. What's the difference between a ned and a coconut?
- One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut

9. What's the first question at a ned quiz night?
- "What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 neds into a phone box?
- Paint three stripes on it

11. Two neds in a car without any music. Who's driving?
- The police

12. What do you call a ned with 8 standard grades?
- A liar

13. What do you say to a ned with a job?
- Can I have fries with that?

14. What do call a ned in a suit?
- The defendant

15. Why is 3 neds going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
- A Nova seats 4

16. What do you call a 30 year old nedette?
- Granny

17. What do you call 100 neds at the bottom of a river?
- A start

18. What do you call a ned at college?
- The cleaner

19. Two neds jump off beachy head, who wins?
- Society

had to google "ned"

it appears to be scottish for i know as a "chav"..  2004 black Vogue TD6

Yep, Ned = Non educated delinquent

I didn't know what a ned was either... thanks letsavit.

letsavit wrote:

had to google "ned"

it appears to be scottish for i know as a "chav"..

i didnt know that either , thanks....

btw , your avatar just aint right..  ... - .- -.




Y. O. L. O.
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Yes, most people's avatars are of their own cars.

or a fox or a skull or in micks case, anything he can find..  ... - .- -.




Y. O. L. O.
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Glasgow Ned link

Yea think ill lose the avatar, thought it was funny at first but thats wearing off....

edit: Now removed, sorry if i caused any offence. 2004 black Vogue TD6

scarey wrote:

or a fox or a skull or in micks case, anything he can find..