I'm f*cking raging !!

I went to Asda yesterday to get some stuff for tonight's dinner. I noticed this lady was staring at me on the same aisle I was on.

No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes again...STARING! So now I'm like, "WTF", but finish up my shopping and head to the check out line.

Of course this same lady was ahead of me...starts staring again. Awkward. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her.

Finally she says "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look exactly like my son who just passed away." I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says "thank you...but I have a favour to asK I understand if you don't want to. Can you give me a hug and say 'bye mum' to me?"

Inside I was like "wtf", but me being the softie that I am, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to £100.87.

I knew something wasn't right, because it should have been like £40.00 or so. The girl tells me that my total was included with my mum's. I'm like, "What?!!!" she said, "Your mum said you were paying for her last few items along with your things.

I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my mum. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum. I flew out of the store looking for this witch, ready to cause all sorts of trouble. I see her loading up her car, She saw me and jumped in,

I got to her as she was pulling her leg in, so I started pulling her leg just like I'm pulling yours..

You been reading this?

I've just wasted 25 seconds of my life reading that post. You owe me £100.87!

25 seconds .... what has your eyesight got a stutter ....

, you  If it dont work.......burn it!

If the IId tool cant fix it.......burn the FF.

If the FF cant be fixed......buy a Land Cruiser!

If the LC cant be fixed..............................................BUY a horse !!

Ya bawbag. You had me there until nearly the end, when I'm thinking that this sounds familiar !!  Previously..
Vogue SE TD6
Defender 90 2.4
Defender 110 TD5
Vogue 3.5 EFI

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