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dan_uk_1984



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George Michael

After the 1st hour in prison George Micheal had a chocolate bar shoved up his ass by inmates.

Prison officers said it was just a careless wispa. 
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Whats four foot long and keeps a dick happy .....

George Michaels Colon ...... Laughing
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Shocked urghh MIIIICK! - For f Censored k's sake Exclamation Question Exclamation Question
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iT LAD



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George Michael's settled in well in Prison. He's already written a lovely song about his skinhead cellmate. It's called ''Hairless Fister".
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Paddy's top 5 chat up lines:

1. Did ya fart? Cos ya just blew me away!

2. Are your parents retarded? Cos your special!

3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can't hold it in!

4. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Evrytym I think of you my nuts tighten up!

5. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away!! 
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dan_uk_1984



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My wife said to me "Why do you always want to Censored me up the arse? Are you gay?"

I said "Stop trying to change the subject, why aren't you wearing your fireman's outfit?" 
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iT LAD



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The Mrs has just come into the living room wearing a little pvc number, fishnets and high heels. She handed me a cold beer and told me to sit down, relax, and when she comes back she'll give me 'what she does best'.

I can't wait.

I Censored love Shepherd's Pie.
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delamo



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George likes Cottaging Pie more! Smile
Post #28135 15th Sep 2010 10:59pm
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Laughing
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With any luck his cellmate will be called "Bubba", be 6'8", 300LBS and homophobic.

Club Hospitala, drinks are free !!
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delamo wrote:
George likes Cottaging Pie more! Smile

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What do George Michael and Chilean miners have in common ?

Both will be free after 8 weeks of heavy drilling ......... 2005 Audi A8 W12
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Post #28153 16th Sep 2010 9:16am
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Mapmuppet



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George Michael has settled into prison already, he has already written a song about his cellmate...

It will be called "Hairless Fister" Rolling with laughter 2005 Audi A8 W12
1978 Mercedes 450 SEL 6.9
1986 Mercedes 420 SL 4.2
Post #28164 16th Sep 2010 10:38am
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Read post number 4, Mapmuppet. Wink
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