Very true!
I remember my wife coming home from work one day, very shocked after discovering her boss had just been sacked. We sat on the patio and opened a bottle of wine to talk about it. Clare drank most of it.
Three days later we discovered that she was over 12 weeks pregnant. Our son (now 12) was one of the most placid babies I've ever known. He won't touch liquids other than water, tea and hot chocolate even now. Si. <This is my name.
I eat rat poison.
A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.
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