My mother in Law was pronounced dead a couple of hours ago..... I love my wife with all my heart but a little part of me is jumping up and down whooping that the woman who has hated me for the last 18 years or more is no more..... It's odd... We've had a couple of weeks of trauma with dogs and cats both ending up needing surgery .... I'm basing my run of luck on th fact that I compared full fat ownership to life in general... All or nothing...

So,anyway... I'll raise a glass to my MIL... Out of respect and courtesy.... But that's all........

Edited to add.... This was a complete surprise.... She was not unwell and came completely out of the blue.. Regards
Mark

2009 D4; 1993 Classic 3.9 VSE

Completely out of the blue eh?

Where were you on 22nd Nov 2014 at 0:36am?

Anyway, I think you're entitled to raid the Les Dawson archive and tell a few.

Here'll, I' start you off.

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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea.

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.

The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.

....this is very bad taste considering someone has died.

But maybe....

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I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.