Well its true the Full Fat does not like the Mrs I know the landy 90 has issues when Mrs WD try's to start it up, but the FF

This afternoon I asked the Mrs to wiggle the steering wheel a little so I could check which ball joint is suspect ( first with the ignition off, then started with engine running) as its rumbling when on rough roads a little and its driving me mad....well a voice says from the cab, the eas message has come up on the dash...

It cleared easily enough with good old iid, but the fault and came up canbus fault eas 1x0033.......morale of this is don't let the wife out of the house to wiggle your wheel  If it dont work.......burn it!

If the IId tool cant fix it.......burn the FF.

If the FF cant be fixed......buy a Land Cruiser!

If the LC cant be fixed..............................................BUY a horse !!

Ooh er missus...

You are not alone my Mrs also seems to be able to make stuff self destruct just by touching it.
And then she uters those words It was'nt me or I never touched it

In a manner of the expressions "Fire Proof", Water Proof", "Child Proof", since marrying I have added the term
"Wife Proof"

I lost count of the number of things I had for years that worked well and are now broken.

"Wife Proof" should be in the British Standards tests. Howard
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2002 4.4 V8 LPG Tartarini
Have RSW AllComms in Cheshire J17 M6 - happy to help.
*Gone: Classic Vogue SE Auto V8 3.9

One of life's mysteries isn't it , The less mechanical sympathy you have the far higher chance you have to things up how oftern have we all heard " it just fell apart in my hands "  2008 MY Supercharged
Rimini Red / Jet
four zone climate
remote park heater
and no ugly kid windows.
magnus satis quod turpis satis

Or the other end of it, your trying to fix something, its not going your way, then the Mrs comes along to look and says 'that's not how you do it.......' when clearly it is  If it dont work.......burn it!

If the IId tool cant fix it.......burn the FF.

If the FF cant be fixed......buy a Land Cruiser!

If the LC cant be fixed..............................................BUY a horse !!

Me: what have you driven into this time

Swmbo: I haven't #%#**+^ hit anything

Me: so how did that enormous scratch get in the front bumper

Swmbo: what scratch, I haven't hit anything

Me (with pointing) : that scratch.....

Swmbo : not me......

Me : sake... There is nothing that can't be fixed with a hammer😜😜
FFRR 4.4 SDV8 Autobiography Santorini Black.
KIA E-Niro 4+
2010 LR D4 Commercial 2.7 TDV6

Sounds familiar.....

Our L200 on the farm has a dent on every panel......and no one has ever admitted to any of them.

Thats why only I drive the the FF.

Mind you, things were a bit frosty in the house for a while after I promised her a new car......once she learnt the treat the one she had with a bit of respect. Ahem. Current Fleet:-
2018 Discovery 5 3.0 HSE
2021 Ford Ranger Wildtrack
2019 Ford Mustang Bullitt 5.0 V8
1993 Defender 90 200TDI Pickup

Gone - not forgotten
2016 L405 4.4 SDV8 Vogue SE
2012 L322 4.4 Westminster
2004 L322 4.4 V8 Autobiography LE
2000 P38 RR 4.0 HSE (ex Clarkson test car)