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KurtVerbose



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Getting stoned...

Stone has finally arrived so in the next few weeks it looks like I'll finally be able to have a bath, cook a curry and not have to go down two floors if I need a p*ss in the middle of the night. (Urinating off the balcony is frowned upon for some reason.)

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Took ages to track down the stone I wanted - a dark-ish green with marbling that doesn't look too Dubai. Maybe not to everyone's taste, but it's just what I want. It was just the other side of the Alps in Italy.

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First piece installed (well put in position). I like it so much I've been feeling my shelf.

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looks quality david Thumbs Up ... - .- -.




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Very nice... I really love my DIY and enjoy seeing other folks projects.
I'm stumped for a marble double entendre. Previously..
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wow , very nice Thumbs Up

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Robert



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Very nice Thumbs Up
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Re: Getting stoned...

KurtVerbose wrote:


First piece installed (well put in position). I like it so much I've been feeling my shelf.




Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down

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KurtVerbose



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Robert wrote:
Very nice Thumbs Up
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Robert



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In an other post they said you where Dutch, because you liked a nearly orange interior, so I thought a little Dutch humour wouldn't hurt...and remember if you want something good you've got to plann years and years ahead....



Pffff Embarassed I hope I saved my tiny asssss with that

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KurtVerbose



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It's Eugene (ebajema) who I said would like orange because he's Dutch - I'm English.

Anyway, just to be clear - I thought it was quite funny what you wrote - wasn't offended. Thumbs Up

As for planning what happens after I die - I couldn't give a flying f*ck! Laughing

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I'm not Dutch, I'm a world citizen carrying a Dutch passport Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

I don't like orange unless it is worn by the Dutch national hockey teams or speedskaters, the only ones that deserve to wear it even on the extremely rare occassions that they lose a tournement Smile

Lovely marble by the way Smile MY 2010 5.0 SC Galway green and sand interior!!
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http://www.amiclubwear.com/swimsuit-twopie...range.html

I kind of like orange, and she deserves it

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KurtVerbose



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ebajema wrote:
I don't like orange unless it is worn by the Dutch national hockey teams or speedskaters


You liked the inside of that car - you were even going to see a Bentley with the same interior!

ebajema wrote:
Lovely marble by the way Smile


Thanks. Thumbs Up

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KurtVerbose



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Re: Getting stoned...

KurtVerbose wrote:
not have to go down two floors if I need a p*ss in the middle of the night. (Urinating off the balcony is frowned upon for some reason.)


Finally had a p*ss upstairs, and not off the balcony this time.

When I instooled the toilet I didn't know the exact height of the floor as the underfloor heating hadn't been installed yet, so I guessed.

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.....I err-ed a little too much on the high side. Banging Head

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....still, my feet can touch the floor. :lol:

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where's the stool to stand on when you pee?







































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KurtVerbose



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You think I should stand on my stool in the toilet? Shocked

That's not how it's done Stan. Laughing

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