Read this on another forum, guess the OP has a brain the size of his dick

It does make you wonder how other less fortunates perceive Range Rover owners

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A very pertinent question in my opinion. It seems that where ever there are parking spaces set aside for disabled drivers, be it supermarkets, shopping centres, pubs etc etc. The designated spaces are invariably occupied by a Range Rover Sport or Vogue.

What is it about the mentality of the drivers of these vehicles? They believe the outside lane of the motorway is reserved for them. I have never seen one on the inside or middle lane.

Queuing in traffic is totally alien to them. They believe that they can bully their way to the front by driving down the outside of queues and then cutting in.

They believe that the drop off points at supermarkets and train stations are specially designated Range Rover parking spaces.

Theirs is the 'right' to park at the nearest point to any entrance of a building.

Only last night in Beaulieu at the Montagu Arms. A 8l00dy great white Vogue parked dangerously in an area not even capable of hosting a car. But it was near the entrance so the fat, shaven headed, thug looking driver (normal physical attribute for said vehicle) decides to park with ar5e of car hanging out into lane of road.

Today, queuing to exit M27 into the New Forest. Only took couple of minutes. But obviously two minutes was vital to the w4nk3r in the black vogue who weaved in and out of the traffic to gain half a dozen places.

In conclusion I hate Range Rover Sport and Vogue drivers for their complete and utter superiority complex that they have over other road users.

I was driving a black FFRR in the new forest from Saturday to Monday this week. I had the use of my sisters TDV8. Went from lymington Haven to the new forest at least twice. Hope I never upset anyone!
The OP sounds like a dick... The original OP, not 47p2....  Previously..
Vogue SE TD6
Defender 90 2.4
Defender 110 TD5
Vogue 3.5 EFI

Or to sum up his feelings in one word - envy.

"Theirs is the 'right' to park at the nearest point to any entrance of a building"

Quite the opposite actually, park as far away as I can to stop jealous peasants and yummy-mummies in baby-buses 'dooring' my car.

Doesn't always work of course. Didn't work with my TVRs either - regularly got the occasional "I've parked 1 foot away so you know I banged your car when I got out" - as I say, jealous, or perhaps just wannabes in need of reflected glory.


...and there's nothing 'complex' at all

Do you think he was including Westminsters as well? 2012 FFRR Westminster Orkney / Ivory and absolutely no pimp-glass!

^^^ Only Vogue and Sport...TD6s are not included


Bet it was you Contra, believe it or not he's from The New Forest

All he has to do is buy one and join the "club"  2013 L405 Autobiography Baltic Blue
2007 L322 Vogue Buckingham Blue

Personally I can't see his problem, very funny though. 2004 vogue
1978 Pontiac Firebird
2010 Fiesta

Fat, Shaven Head AND Thug looking !?
Doesn't sound anything like my wife

She is on the v5..



What a tool. Edit , Find, Replace for Porsche, Ferrari, Bentley etc
Depending on who has upset him that week Alcohol and eBay is never a good mix

2006 4.2 Supercharged, Java Black

No mention of the words Supercharged, gas guzzler, Autobiography

Guess I am safe then! Discovery 4 HSE
1998 110 TUM HS FFR Hard Top XD WOLF
1982 Series 3 Hard Top

*Gone:L462 D5 HSE LUX, L663 Defender 110 HSE, Discovery 3 HSE, 2014MY Range Rover Sport 5.0 Supercharged AB Dynamic; L405 Exec Vogue SE 4.4, 5.0 Supercharged Autobiography, Defender TDCi XS CSW, Defender TD5 HT, Vogue SE TDV8, Vogue TD6, RRSport SC 4.2V8, Classic 3.9 Vogue Auto, Land Rover Series 3 SWB

A whole forum exists for this person

http://www.weeklygripe.co.uk/a471.asp

 Alcohol and eBay is never a good mix

2006 4.2 Supercharged, Java Black

So aren't you allowed to just park anywhere ?

That's the main reason I bought a FFRR - so that I could bully people out of the way and then abandon it at the entrance

Says on my logbook i can do all those things

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Fat, Shaven Head AND Thug looking !?

Oh crap...I don't look anything like that...does that mean I'll have to sell my beloved FFRR and get a Nissan Micra!!!!!

His rant continues, he obviously doesn't know the difference between a FFRR and a Disco

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That looks a bit like a Discovery MK 6/7/8 or whatever version they are on now.
Discovery drivers tend not to drive like the Sport and Vogue twunt5.
Discovery drivers occasionally use their vehicles off road for work eg farmers and construction.
Unlike their higher valued big brothers of the Sport or Vogue ilk who in the morning depart from their block paved driveways, passing through the electronic gates with lions or doberman statues on the pillars. Then plough through the traffic observing the Range Rover Highway Code. Then park up in a reserved parking space outside a mirrored glass non descript office on an out of town business park in Farnborough, Woking or Bracknell

47p2 wrote:

But it was near the entrance so the fat, shaven headed, thug looking driver (normal physical attribute for said vehicle)

really...