Low mileage and no spelling mistakes
http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbi...1026925064

dont know whether to laugh or cry....  ... - .- -.




Y. O. L. O.
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Less is obviously not more to that chappie....... More is probably more! There is nothing that can't be fixed with a hammer😜😜
FFRR 4.4 SDV8 Autobiography Santorini Black.
KIA E-Niro 4+
2021 Discovery 5 D300 MHEV commercial

We're seeing a lot of busses from the colonies in the mother country these days  4.4 TDV8 Vogue Baltic Blue MY11

Holy (oops my spelling is like the seller) . Isn't it amazing how much tacky rubbish some people add to a FFRR . The spelling is worth looking at if only to make you giggle lol . The reason women's minds are cleaner than a mans mind is that women change their minds more often!
When women say fine a mans in deep doodoo as fine has so many meanings.

There seems to be a common element amongst these trashed-bling FF's in that the owners invariably appear to fit 'brand new 22" alloys' and nearly always 'at great expense' and then decide to sell.

Why would one do that? Si. <This is my name.

I eat rat poison.

A man ain't truly been insulted until he stands buck naked in front of a woman and she didn't even notice. Or care.

Worse part of the ad is he is selling due to new range rover purchase. He will be ruining another range rover.
Well he says that but is willing to take a part exchange.
I was thinking of offering a £100 Halfords gift voucher

oh dear that really is a shame , i love monte carlo blue on a FF

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Was this car not on here as spotted a few weeks back, when it was standing at a pub somewhere

Dan you should start a bling range although looking at most of the fittings you could probably pick up most bits at bathroom store. Words fail me . Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

Quote:

maintained in the highest regard this car has wanted for nothing

Other than a decent owner...!  Ash
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2022 SDV8 AB
2016 TDV8 VSE
2011 TDV8 VSE
2006 V8 Vogue
2002 2.5 Vogue

Words fail me for once, not only is he clearly uneducated, but has no taste. Perhaps a CE lottery winner?

Alternatively he may well be a pharmaceutical rep.......  Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey

Surprised he fitted a tracker you could see that thing on the moon. Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
Gone Audi A5 2.7TDI
Gone Discovery 3 HSE
Gone Mercedes CLK
Gone Range Rover 2.5 DSE

I think what he means is, there's a tracker fitted to his ankle!  Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey

"rain sensetive whipers"

Hmmmmmm kinky