How many others find themselves in meetings with a fair few other people and able to sneak onto the forum undetected and still know what the meeting was about and that it was often a bit pointless?

I used to like reading Micks stuff but he's been a good boy of late! And when it raised a smile and they asked why in a meeting, pointing out that someone elses plan needed a little more work always helped as i always say "Your theory is sound. The problem is it has nothing what so ever to do with reality and just requires a little re-tweaking with 3 key presses to start it off. Mainly CTRL-A, DEL..."

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kingpleb wrote:

I used to like reading Micks stuff but he's been a good boy of late!

Thats down to PM's advising me that it is a "Family Forum" so have been watching my P's and Q's

You'll need to go back to emailing it to me mick!

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I have found that episode of Father Ted where they teach Father Jack to say 'that would be an ecumenical matter' most helpful.

Every organisation has a 'that would be an ecumenical matter' question that you can always say no matter what the context and it makes you sound knowledgeable when in reality you know nothing and haven't been following what they've been saying.

For my current organisation it's 'how does that fit in with our minimal infrastructure requirements'?

That was such a funny episode!!!

I sometimes use that phrase myself when I remember.

I find it suprrising how many peek at their phones whilst in a meeting. Theses days it's impossible to tell whether they're checking work emails, texting their mistress or looking on FaceBook, so one can never assume. Si. <This is my name.

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