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Vogue



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Today's humour

ever wondered about




Guts or Balls...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in hospitalisation.

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JOKER



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Chile Earthquake , Hawaiian Tsunami , A lot of Fatty's thought Domino's had brought out two new Pizza's ....... Twisted Evil ====================================

"Open Mike Night " sounded like a lot of fun until i found out i was going to an Autopsy

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Vogue



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History's Top 10 Chart for the most appropriate use of the F-word

10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my arse!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - The lost tribe. "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK,
1963

and at Number 1

"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009

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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 02 Range Rover HSE Zambezie silver 4.4

Post #14248 3rd Mar 2010 11:13am
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