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Contraband



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Handcuffs

My wife is just back from a week away with 30 school kids on an outdoor adventure/ team building type week.
Anyway....
Sitting one night with an instructor he tells her of a shopping trip to buy handcuffs for a "24 jack Bauer" type scenario. A briefcase gets handcuffed to one of the kids as part of the mission.
The only place they could find a decent set was in an ADULT shop!
In he goes, finds a pink fluffy pair that the fluff can be removed from, takes them up to the counter to pay..
The assistant gives him a look, he gets nervous and says..
"They're not for me, they're for the children".. Laughing Laughing Previously..
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the true ones are the best ones!!! Laughing Laughing
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I used that excuse before Whistle
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