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alanm_3



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Some brammers there! Thumbs Up Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
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Post #153177 24th Nov 2012 6:38pm
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47p2



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Mr Tee wrote:
47p2, did you get a joke book fir yer birthday?



Sadly not, it was watching your wife's picture in your avatar that gave me inspiration Laughing Laughing
Post #153182 24th Nov 2012 6:59pm
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Bawbag
Post #153192 24th Nov 2012 7:19pm
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John thats no his wife...it's my Censored wife Big Cry Big Cry
Post #153195 24th Nov 2012 7:21pm
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wackyjim wrote:
John thats no his wife...it's my Censored wife Big Cry Big Cry

She didn't have a good word to say about you ..............
Post #153198 24th Nov 2012 7:23pm
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she never did....bitch!!! Laughing
Post #153199 24th Nov 2012 7:25pm
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She loved it when I *@&%£^ and +^%$£@&^%$ her Shocked
Post #153237 24th Nov 2012 8:49pm
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A guy goes to a Celtic game in his top of the range motor with his Rottweiler to protect it while he's at the game.

As he parks, a wee Censored appears and says "Kin a watch your motor fur a pound mister?"

"Don't be daft ya wee Censored , can ye no see a've goat a rottwieler tae watch ma car?" Says the driver.

"Aye, but kin yer Rottwieler put oot fires?" retorts the wee Censored !! Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
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Post #153241 24th Nov 2012 9:12pm
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Glasgae lassie well pregnant phones for an ambulance...

"Ma waters hiv broke, ah need an ambliance right noo!"

"OK" says the Controller, "where are you ringing from?"

"Ma erse tae my ankles, ye idiot" was the reply
Post #153446 25th Nov 2012 9:13pm
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Laughing Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
Had- 2008 TDV8 Vogue SE in Java black
Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey
Post #153448 25th Nov 2012 9:15pm
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Man goes intae a baker´s an saez " Kin ah hiv a mince roon?"

The baker replies " Aye, on ye go, pal, Dae whit ye want."
Post #153481 25th Nov 2012 10:50pm
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A wee wumman frae deepest darkest Ayreshire goes to see her new doctor,

I see you're from Patna, why's that so called?

Nae idea son, but Dalmellington's bloody freezin an aw
Post #153511 26th Nov 2012 8:30am
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Clippee to passenger on her busy bus.

"C'moan, get aff, the bus is stertin' tae stoap."
Post #153515 26th Nov 2012 8:56am
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