Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern
European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's
supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an
experience.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your
friends.

Here's how the scam works:



Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to
your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both
start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket,
in my case, Tesco's.
You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over
to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and
thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your
wallet!
I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th and 29th. On August 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and 13th and twice
yesterday.
So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for
this scam.
The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the
afternoon.
P..S. Aldi have cheap wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl wallets
are £1.75 and look better. Previously..
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+1 but hay, still funny....



Craig

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still funny  All my spelling errorz are belong to me!

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