LOL, that's most amusing

I shop at Waitrose because one is expected to take up at least 4 parking spaces in ones Range Rover!!  Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
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alanm_3 wrote:

I shop at Waitrose because one is expected to take up at least 4 parking spaces in ones Range Rover!!

There seem to be a lot of Cayenne owners who park in two spaces in Leeds. Presumably it's to stop their car getting scratched, unfortunately the local scrotes seem to have other ideas as I've seen some deep scratches in said cars. 
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Indeed, but there is a higher class of scrote in a Waitrose car park!

They're there as part of their comminity service to lick cars clean!  Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
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Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey

One shop's at such places when ones minions/plebs are not able to do so and also as its often much nicer to shop in your weekend or evening suit amongst other well heeled members of our society....  FFRR MY06 facelift With TDV8 Alloys Zeros/ATR's
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We dont have Waitrose , Sainsburys or Morrisons here which is a real shame. Present :2008 TDV8 HSE
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I don't shop at Waitrose or Sainsbury's or Morrisons or Asda or the Co-op or M&S

That's what SWMBO is good at so let her get on with it

Waitrose for us as its local and the quality food is worth the extra few pence....

Or so Hugo & Tarquin say anyway....

We usually pop in after out first G&T, on our way to the bridge club, which just happens to coincide with the time they start discounting out of date stuff!!!  Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
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Always m&s

Waitrose parking spaces are too short for Rangies. I always park at the far end, facing the edge of the car park. And I never have a problem fitting widthways, but even with the nose buried in the bushes along the fence the tail still sticks out of the space! The parent and child spaces are no bigger - in fact, some of them are even shorter because they put those cages around little trees growing at intervals along the row of spaces, which lops a good 6 inches off the length of the space.

You'd think they could accommodate their target audience a bit better, wouldn't you.

That's why you need at least 4 of the little blighters!  Got - 2017 SDV8 Autobiography in Loire Blue
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Had - 2007 S/C in Stornoway Grey

It was a Waitrose viral ad campaign...  Graham

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I shop at Waitrose because my nearest store is only a convenient 368 miles from home.