She knocked on my door . . .
Has this ever happened to you?
It was raining last night and she got soaked from the rain.

This is my neighbour ….







She's single . . .
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work last night.
I was surprised when she walked across the street
in the rain and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door . . .
I opened it.




She looked at me, and said, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have sex all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"





I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free . . . I have no plans at all!"




Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"